They say there are eyelash mites found in bunches at the base of your eyelashes. They say that on average, 61.84 spiders can be found per home at any given time. They say 63% of homes in the U.S. contain cockroaches and their particles, including saliva, droppings, and decomposing body parts.
They say the average person creates 1/3 ounce of dead skin each week, which is about the weight of a car key. This dead skin combines with other particles to create household dust. While that 1/3 ounce doesn’t seem like much, the average home in the United States collects 40 pounds of dust each year. Many people claim to be allergic to dust, but in many cases they are actually having an allergic reaction to dust mites. These mites eat the dead skin and their dead bodies and fecal matter cause allergic reactions in people. Up to 500 dust mites can survive on just 1 gram of dust.
You can roll an entire strand of hair behind your eyeball and pull it out inch by inch, the pus in zits can pop out past three feet, and a blood clot from a nosebleed can reach eight inches (according to them).
You produce about 1.5 quarts of mucus a day, and swallow the vast majority. There is a lot to not need to know about mucus, snot, and boogers.
In conclusion: I have enough to worry about that is out of my control, so can you please brush your teeth so I do not need to smell your breath in public while my house is being secretly overrun by arachnids?
I know I’ll never really be alone because I’ll always have my snot to comfort me.
Can you PLEASE take a shower at reasonable intervals so I can focus on not breathing in the dead skin of myself, anyone who has ever entered my home, and the mites that have eaten and pooped it out?
Prattle Peach 